The Zombie Infection Plan

Improvised Z.P.C. (Zombie Protection Cage)

So today i had work. Now work is not a bad thing, it keeps me busy and moving about; it also forces me to socialize and enjoy situations i wouldn't normally put myself in. For all you readers who don't know where I'm on about; i work at Schuh in the stockroom. Now although it sounds like a boring, monotonous job its actually incredibly rewarding.

The main reason I'm explaining this is because my duties at the end of the night is to take the bins out through the access corridors. These corridors are usually very dark and have automatic lights that often fail to turn on; this leads to me getting out the lift to a dark corridor. Now due to the way i have conditioned myself to think, i almost immediately began to stand placing the cage that is used to transport the bins (to the left) between myself and the exit to the lift just in case there was a zombie on the other side. Simply using the logic along the lines of: If there was a zombie i would be able to ram it and react to it efficiently.

Sad? I know.

I feel like my mind is slowly becoming more and more obsessed with having a zombie outbreak plan. For example; i then began to formulate my entire plan around if i was caught short at work while taking the bins out to the access dock. Needless to say every time I'm now taking the bins out i always have the cage between myself and the lift doors; you can never be too careful!

But lets be honest, what self respecting individual in today's society doesn't have one?

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